I love my dog. I'd take out a subprime mortgage in both before I move back to DC. We're the only team that sues destitute widows in order to steal their dead husband's season tickets and then resell them. He is a repulsive, disgusting man who has spent over a decade ruining this team and steadily surrounding himself on all sides with boot-licking toadies. I mean, I'm from South Carolina. — yet far as I can tell the Washington Post refused to even mention the scandal existed. The field is the biggest embarrassment in the NFL. I'm surprised Dennis Rodman hasn't been invited into Snyder's luxury box. The melee, which began in the 15th row, turned into one of those cartoon fights where you only see fists sticking out of a tangle of bodies, eventually reaching the bottom of the section where a half dozen security guards showed up and restrained everyone. The Washington Redskins of the National Football League ended the 2013 season with a record of 3 wins and 13 losses, finishing fourth in the NFL's East Division of the National Football Conference. Since 2000 here are all the WRs I can remember off the top of my head: Taylor Jacobs, Rod Gardner, Mike Westbrook, James Thrash, Laveranues Coles, Darnerian McCants, Santana Moss, Jimmy Farris (scrap! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Because without him, the Redskins won't be returning to playoffs in 2013. By the way, are you aware of how many insufferable media personalities this franchise has produced? Nobody, fan or bandwagoner, knows all the words to the fight song and I fucking die every time it comes on and we all have to struggle through it together “Hail to the Redskins…blerh da da da…something da dooo da… fight for ol’ DC!”. Despite being in the middle of nowhere, surrounded 360 degrees by parking lot, it’s still somehow difficult to access on gameday. Yo, I'm like 1/88th Cherokee Indian and I AIN'T OFFENDED BY THAT NAME!". Check full stats Washington Redskins vs Seattle Seahawks. 4h Jake Trotter. I remember hearing one reporter, I think it was John Keim, on radio being asked about RG3's scandals and he acted like he hadn't heard anything about it. The 2012 Washington Redskins season was the franchise's 81st season in the National Football League (NFL) and their 76th representing Washington, D.C. Their home games were played at FedExField in Landover, Maryland for the 16th consecutive season. 1) Snyder. It's absurd. Fat Albert and the Junkyard gang is such a perfect nickname for the Skins lockeroom during the Zorn era but at least you only had Tight Ends posting pictures of there tiny pee-pees online instead of leaving purple bubblegum all over the interior of rental cars for one of your fans (who pays your salary btw) to clean up after you killed your pal. People who think that the Nationals' nascent fanbase will manage to mature and turn DC into a great American baseball town clearly haven't met a Redskins fan. My sports happiness level over the next 6 months (and likely many years on) is based on the health of a couple of inches of tendon that will be targeted harder than a Syrian chemical weapons plant. His business card must say "I'm not Vinny Cerrato" on it, which is enough to give any Redskins fan a big ol' boner. On game days, FedEx Field is the world's largest truck stop. What in the world does this guy do? He only allows shiteaters like Larry Michael to interview him. Washington Redskins Friday, January 4, 2013. This is not a list of our number 2 receivers, these are our studs. They are the most tone-deaf franchise in the history of organized sport. Frankly, they could be named the Tigers and I'd still demand they change it just to be a dick to them. It looks like a fucking mine field. 18) Danny Wuerffel. Mike Shanahan will never allow something like that to happen again. And it's amazing how meaningless a 10-6 comeback season feels when it ends like this: Your coach: Leatherfaced dictocrat Mike Shanahan. The man combines the satanic personality of Al Davis with the money-grubbing “get every god damned penny I can” attitude of Mike Brown. If anything, people in the media should refer to the Skins with an even MORE offensive nickname, to really emphasize how stupid it is to use the name REDSKINS in 2013. At least the Eagles waited 7 or 8 years of postseason failures before they started turning on McNabb. So, like, yeah, I was just like 'fuck it' and pulled the trigg. This 2013 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group. Washington also cannot afford to start 2013 as it did 2012. ", "Yeah, I just moved here from Peek-town, K-S. RG3 is so sick.". Your quarterback: Robert Griffin III, who has all the athleticism of Cam Newton and none of the durability. This is the seventh-largest metro area in the US and Snyder keeps having to knock out sections of seats at FedEx to replace them with "party decks" in a useless attempt to act like our fanbase is larger than Jacksonville's. Dan Snyder has never killed anyone!" And everyone was just about to wash their hands of him completely but then his folks got him a Camaro for his 16th birthday? And You just know Sean Taylor would not of gotten along well with Roger Goodell all these years. They will tell you that, like steroids in baseball, this is purely a media-driven story and that the average person doesn't care about it. In 2007 I snagged the Eagles game from my father's season tickets to bring a college friend from Philly. ), Sean Taylor, Brandon Lloyd (fun fact: I own possibly the only authentic Brandon Lloyd Redskins jersey that was ever sold to anyone who didn't have a job description involving decorating Lloyd's in-house recording studio), Antwaan Randle-El, David Patten, Anthony Armstrong, Aldrick Robinson, Josh Morgan, James Thrash again, Leonard Hankerson, Devin Thomas, Malcom Kelly, Niles Paul, Pierre Garcon. Why your team sucks: People who defend the Redskins' decision to keep their name like to cite polls that overwhelmingly support the franchise's stance. Two drunk morons decided they'd had enough arguing over Joe Gibbs's play calling, stood up and started some aggravated jawing. If Dan Snyder was drowning in the Anacostia River, I'd throw him a cinder block. Jay fucking Leno was making jokes about RG3's alleged behaviors — seriously! I literally heard Sonny Jurgensen say, "It's 4th down, they'll either go for it or punt the ball" on the Redskins radio broadcast. Haunting. You need Mike Shanahan to schedule a practice? Simply finding your car and leaving the stadium after the game is a Kafkaesque struggle of the mind. Some people are fans of the Washington Redskins. The Washington Redskins are an American football team based in the United States from Washington, D.C.. It is bad enough we have Dan Snyder as owner, and have endured him for almost 15 years already, but my god he is only 48 years old! Wanna be part of the Deadspin NFL previews? We're stuck with Snyder for like forty more years! RGIII's knee will no doubt collapse into itself, creating a black hole and ending all life on Earth as we know it. Read all the 2013 NFL previews so far right here. Mike Shanahan coached the team. Your 2012 record: 10-6. They use the media to push their shitty in-stadium experience. It took us like a year. 98% of the calls into sports talk radio begin with "I'm actually a Cowboys fan, but let me tell you why your defensive line is terrible" or "It doesn't bother me because I'm a Giants fan, but RGIII with his dick out is a problem for everyone down in Ashburn.". Snyder will spend a fortune on players (usually shitty) but probably not even $10 on the awful grounds crew this team has. FedEx Field is a super dump. The parking for the Gray Lot costs the same as the Green Lot at $40 a game. Fuck our racist fans. Whether RG3 sexts or not ain't the pentagon papers, obviously, but ignoring the murky chapters of his persona after blogging about every facet of his wedding preparation is symptomatic of what's always gone on here. The Redskins will be looking to improve on their 10-6 regular season record and hope to defend their NFC East division title from the 2012 season, their first division title since 1999. To keep their lucrative, racist brand going, they trotted out an Indian chief (who wasn't even a chief and probably wasn't even an Indian) to "support" them as part of a series of team-issued press releases that read like a fucking missive from the North Korean government. They have the facade of a capable football team, but beyond that there's nothing but old plywood and boxes of lugnuts. An embarrassing name that most of our fans don't want to change led by an owner who has flatly refused to consider it. 22 overall), first- and second-round selections in. The Redskins are that kid and Robert Griffin III is our Camaro. Last season RG3 made me forget how much I hate Dan Snyder. Did you all know RGIII hurt his knee? Your fantasy player everyone will hate: Alfred Morris, who was a reliable fantasy back every week last season. The 2013 Washington Redskins season will be the franchise's upcoming 81st season in the National Football League and the fourth under head coach Mike Shanahan. Perfect. !11) played. The team's pass defense was 30th in the league so they finally cut DeAngelo Hall. They all act like CEOs and they treat players like they're their personal employees. Shannahan looks like a cartoon thermometer when it’s really hot out. It was the third season for head … If you're looking for a collection of every windshield sticker of Calvin pissing on something, look no further than the FedEx Field parking lot (or, you know, the $40 lot across the Beltway that you can take a shuttle from). He will somehow get away with it and will do so all while Roger Goodell gives him fellatio while wearing a Native American headdress. She's really great and I'd do anything for her. Halfway through the third quarter, I see my sister jump out of her seat with the urgency of Chris Culliver accidentally walking into a gay bar. B. Madden 2013 Wiki Guide. What has been the fan reaction to RG3 this offseason to thank him for being the franchise's savior? The schedule includes the opponents, dates, and results. Before today, we already knew that the Washington Redskins would be playing these 13 teams in 2013. Washington Redskins players listed alphabetically or numerically. We are about to sit down to dinner during halftime of the game and my cousin sits at the table with a shirt that says "Cowboys suck" with a image of a cowboy giving head to an Indian. As an actual member of the Shawnee Tribe, I don't know whether to be more offended at the fact that we're named the Redskins or the fact that I was not afforded the opportunity to sell out my heritage and support the name for a super sweet bribe. Oh God, when he's on, you feel like you're king of the world. This is how it is in DC. ", There is a good chance there are no such thing as Washington sports fans. The Redskins rushed for an NFL-high 169.3 yards per game last season, including nearly 50 yards per game on option rushes. 3) Bruce Smith/Deion Sanders/Jeff George/Mark Carrier. That's some clutch taunting, right there. WE SHALL WEAR YOUR SKIN AT NIGHT. Within a year of buying them, they either: A. Unceremoniously retired after a 19 year Hall of Fame career. That's Redskins fans. Nothing but dickheads from Dumfries and La Plata who have taken out a second mortgage on their trailer to pay for their season tickets (and a tasteful wedding gift for RGIII). The Washington Redskins (2013) are the version of the Washington Redskins that are in the game Madden NFL 13. Robert Griffin III is ranked at #15, Alfred Morris at #64, London Fletcher at #86, and Trent Williams at #99.[1]. Now imagine 60,000 of them in a single stadium. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Washington Redskins. The Redskins' preseason schedule was announced on April 4, 2013. This 2013 Deadspin NFL team preview is … I will never know how my sister developed the spider senses to dodge that waterfall of vomit and I will never, ever forget that chunk (yes, chunk) of puke floating around in my soda. Specifically, to stay healthy. There are two ways out of the Gray Lot to the game - all the way out the back of the lot down the road to the stadium (about a mile walk), or through the woods with no real path and two makeshift bridges that span a creek. WE ARE A PROUD PEOPLE. (Chris Cooley got the same protections when he cheated on his cheerleader wife.). A stadium that's in the middle of god damn Landover. I have Week 3 in my injury pool! Tune into sports radio anytime over the last few months, and you will hear the hosts, and their idiot callers, calling RG3 a diva. Want to pay NYC prices to be on a shitty busline in Fairfax County on a street that has been under repair since the Carter Administration? Every year, the Skins are forced to pray their tiny nest egg of core players—Griffin, Brian Orakpo, Trent Williams, Pierre Garcon, Fred Davis—stay healthy and/or don't get caught with 5,000 pounds of weed in the back of a rented ice cream truck. Washington Redskins Madden 2013 Teams They are a member of the East Division of the National Football Conference (NFC) in the National Football League (NFL). A team picked by more than a few fans and analysts to win the NFC East finished with a worse record than that of a division rival that started out the campaign at 0-6. 2013 NFL season preview: Washington Redskins The Redskins' chances for success hinge on the health of Robert Griffin III, but Alfred Morris could carry some of the burden. Template:TOC limit. Redskins fan worship RGIII the way a stalker worships a woman he's about to stab to death. I look over and boom, dude is vomiting everywhere. No fanbase is more out of touch with reality when it comes to talent. They flew into the row below and broke off the plastic seat on impact before their wrestling crashed them down into the next row, crushing the people beneath them and scattering those nearby. McCoy took the field for Monday Night Football on September 9, 2013, and rushed for 184 yards on 31 carries and scored a touchdown in a victory over the Washington Redskins. Once those guys go down, it's another year of limping to 6-10 with no healthy receiving threats and a nonexistent pass defense. Washington Football Team – zawodowy zespół futbolu amerykańskiego z siedzibą w miejscowości Landover w stanie Maryland, w pobliżu Waszyngtonu.Drużyna jest obecnie członkiem Dywizji Wschodniej NFC w konferencji NFC w lidze NFL.W 2009 roku magazyn The Forbes oszacował wartość zespołu na około 1,6 mld dolarów, co daje mu drugie miejsce za … How did the Cowboys become 'America's Team'? This offseason, Dan Snyder made me forget how much I liked RG3. Our starting left tackle smoked so much weed during the 2011 lockout he was suspended for four games. The Redskins website once listed the standings of the NFC East in reverse order so that people that casually went to the site thought they were in 1st place. Got traded for Clinton fucking Portis. The Redskins failed to improve on their 10–6 regular season record from 2012, and suffered through a 3–13 season, which was the worst record that the team had posted since 1994, resulting in the firing of head coach Mike Shanahan and most of his staff after four … Sitting directly behind one, who sat behind the other, we had a front row view as the Redskins fan in the higher row, pushing three bills, decided to spear tackle the other, much skinnier, Redskins fan. He must have had 15 hot dogs and about 400 beers, because from the beginning of the first quarter he looked like he was about to vomit everywhere. Posts about redskins 2013 written by Liisa Nyysonen. Panthers are in Charlotte. Why your team doesn't suck: Ever have Griffin on your fantasy team? 2013 did not at all go how the Washington Redskins thought that it might. And then everyone wanted to hang out with him again, right up until the point where he wrapped the Camaro around a telephone pole, at which point everyone felt justified in just writing him off as a complete dipshit for good? It's worth having him even if he only ends up playing five games. More Crown Royal, Mr. Snyder? Template:TOC limit 1 2013 draft … It's the reason you stay home to watch games in HD on your couch. We are still owned by Dan Snyder. Top Contributors: Jon Michael, Samuel Claiborn, TheSassyNinja + more. They love him so much that they get SO VERY ANGRY when RGIII does something to disappoint them, like accepting gifts from fans on his wedding registry. Getting in and out of the place is a disaster that will take you hours. This is what Skins fans deserve, of course. He rebounds the next year to make the Pro-Bowl only to bitch slap Richard Sherman after losing to the Seahawks in the playoffs and then gets into a bar fight in Honolulu and is scratched from the Pro Bowl because a beer bottle was smashed over his head. And Sam Huff once called our quarterback RD3. Retrieved from "https://www.pompedia.com/index.php?title=Washington_Redskins_Cheerleaders_of_2013_ … The only trade Bruce Allen's made so far is white pants for gold pants. View the 2013 Washington Redskins football schedule at FBSchedules.com. The Redskins are so transparently phony that they can barely hide their contempt for the general public. Lately, the Washington Redskins are having a harder time defending the team's name than the rest of. Washington Redskins roster for the 2013 NFL season. 8y ESPN Insider staff. You have to go to hellholes like Woodbridge, VA or PG County, MD to find Skins Country. I've lived in the DMV for 10 years and Redskins fans are the most humorless, bro-tastic, lecturing group of assholes you'll ever meet. I'd also put her in a burlap bag and beat her with a brick if it meant not seeing any more fucking wide receiver screens to Santana Moss for a two yard loss. That's just about everyone. I miss the days of Snyder openly trying to buy a championship and then failing miserably. Last team up: Dallas Cowboys. Look at how the local market treated the story about RGIII's alleged texting of photos to a girl in Virginia on or around his wedding day versus the rest of the country. WE LOVE YOU RGIII BUT NOW YOU MUST DIE FOR NOT BEING PERFECT. After 2013's dismal 3-13 season, the Washington Redskins have nowhere to go but up. The 2013 Washington Redskins season was the franchise's 81st season in the National Football League. It's amazing how many teams have whiffed on wideouts in the second round. RGIII is the most exciting player in football, yet he is exceptionally fragile, unsurprisingly pigheaded, and is flanked by WTA-quality stage parents. This was also the last game Sean Taylor (SEAN TAYLOR!!!!!! There is a toxic, denial-laden officiousness to this franchise that only the New York Yankees can hope to match. We wait decades to get a franchise QB and our own fucking field helps injure him. I'd pay five times that just to avoid encountering douchebag Skins fans at whatever bar while trying to watch my game in peace. Records, stats best players everything in one place. Only the Redskins could draft such a brilliant young talent, let him get slaughtered on a rec softball league-quality playing surface, and then spend the entire offseason passive aggressively sniping with both him and his doctor. He still hadn't by halftime, so we assumed the danger must have passed. Ugh. The Redskins failed to improve on their 10–6 regular season record from 2012, and suffered through a 3–13 season, which was the worst record that the team had posted since 1994, resulting in the firing of head coach Mike Shanahan and most of his staff after four … Move to DC! Click on column headings to sort. For one cold, late-season game one year, my family and I had the distinct pleasure of sitting in front of a man who looked to be homeless, though since he could pay the king's ransom to get in the stadium, he must not have been. Even the road to their training facility is a fucking speed trap. Washington Redskins 2013 Schedule The Redskins may pick up more prime-time games due to flex scheduling late in the season . I only saw a split second of the play as the stadium noise caused me to look up from the fight long enough to acknowledge the Redskins were blowing the game. Robert Griffin, Kirk Cousins & Santana Moss. If I were RGIII, I would be terrified. I'll tell you how: The Redskins. Washington's most pivotal regular-season showdown in 2013 will take place at FedEx Field, where the Redskins will host the explosive Colin Kaepernick and the … It's simple. The 2013 Washington Redskins season was the franchise's 81st season in the National Football League. Go up to Northern Virginia and ask anyone to name their favorite player from the past 10 years and the answer is ALWAYS Chris Cooley. Remember that one kid in school who was popular only because he had money and nobody ACTUALLY enjoyed spending more than 30 seconds in his presence? The best part was that everyone knew he would tank the second he got paid, and yet the Skins couldn't WAIT to fly him in. Only the Redskins could fuck this up. Picture a person with the arrogance of Joe Theismann and the self-seriousness of Mark Schlereth. Most people don't care, possibly because most people are not Native Americans because we killed all the Native Americans. The Redskins will be looking to improve on their 10-6 regular season record and hope to defend their NFC East division title from the 2012 season, their first division title since 1999. Hopefully somebody rubs smallpox on those old fucking Lombardi trophies. American Football Wiki is a FANDOM Lifestyle Community. We're fucking pathetic. It's ironic that Dan Snyder is the kind of fellow who supports the name Redskins but will happily cry anti-semitism anytime someone dares to criticize him. 2013 Washington Redskins Statistics 2013 Washington Redskins Results. Plus, Dan Snyder only gets interviewed by his own employees, which is really funny. I know many sites have decided to not use the term "Redskins," but I feel like they're doing the Redskins a favor that way. Its headquarters and training facility are at Redskins Park in Ashburn, Virginia. Welcome to the Washington Redskins 2013 NFL season on iTunes. View the 2013 Washington Redskins schedule, results and scores for regular season, preseason and postseason NFL games. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Washington Redskins. Last Edited: … "Everyone is happy with our name! The 2013 Washington Redskins season will be the franchise's upcoming 81st season in the National Football League and the fourth under head coach Mike Shanahan. ", "What? And they're correct. Four Redskins were selected to be on the NFL Network's list of the Top 100 Players of 2013. Also, fuck Steve Spurrier. 14) Josh Morgan. Because DC media sucks and has sucked saps like me into thinking they're the best squad every year since the late 1930s...I've done extensive research on the locals coverage of the Skins and I'd bet both of my pennies that the difference between the reports we get on the Skins and what the rest of the country gets on the Skins is wider than that given any other NFL market. That's North Carolina. Here, you'll identify the local Skins fan by their mating cry on 106.7 The Fan: "'Sup LaVar and Dukes. The Gray Lot is a dirt field that was purchased by Snyder in 2010. Native American activists trying to force a name-change on the Washington Redskins have long maintained that the … Daniel Snyder is the type of owner who may one day decide to kill babies for the hell of it after he spends 14 hours in his luxury box getting hammered and watching Mike Shanahan single-handedly give the game away to the other team. 2013 Washington Redskins Statistics 2013 Washington Redskins Roster. Need Mike Shanahan to get medical clearance for his visibly injured QB before sending him onto FedEx Field's hallowed mangrove swamp turf? It's a giant corporate shit hole that ends up half full of Eagles or Cowboys fans even when they aren't fucking playing there. I come from a family of Skin fans and this past year we played the Cowboys on Thanksgiving. The cognitive dissonance of this bunch is astounding — on one hand, they'll despise the man-boy owner for suing season ticket holders and keeping a tight inventory on plastic cups, while on the other hand they bow down to his WE WILL NEVER CHANGE THE NAME WRITE IT DOWN IN CAPS bullshit. Immediately after the fight began, McNabb tossed a screen pass to Brian Westbrook that resulted in a scrambling 57-yard touchdown run that put the Eagles up by one with three minutes left. They use everyone and spit in your face when you dare to call them on it. After fighting down a few more rows of the upper deck, they landed on another drunk Redskins fan who, instead of getting out of the way, joined in. Also, RGIII will not respond to my youtube videos inviting him to see my new puppy. Theismann, Mark May, LaVar Arrington... playing for the Skins is like an asshole training seminar. The Washington Redskins of the National Football League ended the 2013 season with a record of 3 wins and 13 losses, finishing fourth in the NFL's East Division of the National Football Conference. Your team: Washington Redskins. The 400 section is a nightmare level filled with drunken brawls, usually among Redskins fans. Here are some options I'm toying with. He will schedule the SHIT out of a practice. Sep 29, 2015 - Explore David Parker's board "Washington Redskins 2013", followed by 423 people on Pinterest. that even mentions what he did. Say his name to any Skins fan and they will drive off a highway ramp. WASHINGTON (AP) ? This is why Congress hasn't gotten any laws passed. All the bad things ever written and said about this stadium are understatements. Snyder will kill these babies and proceed to sue any news publication/blog/twitter account/etc. Oh, and they suck too! We are the Dallas Cowboys' psychotic ex-girlfriend. Here's a sample question from Michael: A rainy day here in Richmond, and Dan Snyder, the crowds have been record-breaking, and I would think for the Redskins this has just been an outstanding camp. Some people are fans of the Washington Redskins. FedEx field is a cheerless shrine to corporate expense accounts. Washington Redskins. 2013 Washington Redskins Statistics & Players: 3-13 (4th in NFC East), Coach: Mike Shanahan, ProBowl: Morris, Orakpo, Williams Rex Grossman is still somehow on the roster. As a Skins fan living in NYC, I pay DirecTV like $300 a year to watch the games at home. I'll throw any good material into the post and give you proper credit. It’s a concrete toilet in the middle of an asphalt wasteland. Where's your Newton jerz? 17) Adam Archuleta. Josh fucking Morgan will be the direct cause of losing at least 2 games in the fourth quarter. They're repugnant. Browns get elusive playoff win, not 'satisfied yet' Cleveland Browns. Drafting a wideout in the second round is like putting your hand in a coffee grinder. YEAR TEAM G REC YDS AVG LNG TD 1st 1st% 20+ 40+ 2013 Washington Redskins 4 0 0 Insider: 2013 Washington Redskins draft guide. We really haven't covered that enough. 8) Malcolm Kelly. The Eagles would go on to score another touchdown and win 33-25. They talk about Bruce Allen and Shanahan as if they're all somehow colleagues. What a deeply probing interrogation you're laying on there, fella. DC is America's Worst City. To replace him they bring in - DeAngelo Hall! It is the anti-stadium. Please note that the greater DC area has been arguing about how Shanahan handled the Seattle game now for eight straight months. The last time we parked in the Gray Lot was opening day 2011 when a girl fell into the creek and suffered a compound fracture of her tibia. Once upon a time, there existed a LESS talented Tim Tebow. 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