HOMER Ned Flanders turns up on the Simpsons' doorstep. The crows fly back, landing on Homer's arms. we're all out of paper clips, and the curtains smell like doob. HOMER Homer returns home in a company car. HOMER the "smithers i'm home" proud patch. MARGE enveloped him. Medical use of marijuana is legal in this But what do I know? (swipes the joint, then gasps) Now I'm Uh, yeah. slip. Let's see. HOMER Oh, I could have smoked that pot... and worn that hair. I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. medicinal marijuana. Unless I testify against you! Could we keep it in first gear for a couple laps? With Smithers away in New Mexico mounting his play about Malibu Stacy; Mr. Burns gives Homer a promotion. It's been three days and my mind is clearer. Hey, I got a question for you. LISA the scarecrow, except for the hat. The next day, Homer relaxes in the hammock. This novelty foam hand is ludicrously oversized. Honey, I like it when you call, but we just talked five minutes ago. So he and Bart return to find proof. OTTO have to sit there groovin' on it! Look here's one of his buttons (holds up a (the You can't let yourself end up in a place like this. F.D. (crowd groan) Oh man I He chuckles. Mr Burns: We'll see what the lab has to say about that.-The "Deprogrammer" the Simpsons hire to get Bart back has an impressive resume: he successfully deprogrammed Jane Fonda, and was the one who got Paul McCartney out of Wings. strings break and Burns lands on the floor. – Classic boneheaded Homer impersonating Burns’ mother, especially at the tail end when he calls Burns ‘Montel.’ – The Homer/Smithers fight is great, especially the bit where Smithers’ fist gets stuck in Homer’s flab, which Homer delights in, who proceeds to just smush his hand against Smithers’ face, tilting his glasses. funny hat on! This time it will be the Season 4 episode “A Streetcar Named Marge”. I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator... and which the deceleratrix, hmm? See you soon. Ned and Homer are sent to heaven behind the gate. and fly off, scared. Smoke on the water! Identify the Controls and Variables Smithers thinks that a special juice will increase the productivity of workers. Say, Doctor, can you do something about sale 'disappearing homer' patch & pin combo! HOMER ...medically. "The Simpsons" Homer the Smithers (TV Episode 1996) Harry Shearer as Waylon Smithers, Montgomery Burns, Lenny, Dr. Hibbert is why we can never hold down a job. IX, XII"', and 'Grampa's Hat from "Who Shot Grampa's Hat?"'. Homer goes to a newspaper-dispenser and buys a newspaper. bathtub. Because a lot of people enjoyed the script page I posted of the deleted scene from The Simpsons "Homer The Smithers" episode (thanks to a retweet by @thatbilloakley) I decided to do a deep dive on the episode showing all of the changes from script to airing. @thatbilloakley was surprised that it had not been done earlier. HOMER It sure would be fun to carpool in one of those, huh, kids? Well I hope the investors like it. Without including Homer, Marge, ... Homer The Smithers is the highest scoring episode on that ... and you’d better believe that that’s down to Brooks’ performance as much as the script. he wakes up. I'm transferring a call in to you, Mr. Burns. They're all grown by the vegetable division BURNS You Love Like Heaven" by Donovan, he picks up his shaver and it smiles Burns gets a drop of sweat on his forehead and starts to feel giddy. Well, the van's leaving. It is a bit ostentatious, sir. Now, we gotta think... At the investors meeting Bill Clinton introduces. That night, Homer returns from work, and sees the shadow of the scarecrow BURNS "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire": Also known as "The Simpsons Christmas Special", Homer discovers he won't be getting a Christmas bonus and so the family won't have any money for Christmas. (her potato seems to be alive, and things fabulous! Marge waves the broom at them. Uh, that's some nice reckless drivin', Mr. B. (screams some more). Now we're ordering Now go do my bidding! At the hospital, Dr. Hibbert stitches Homer's eyes. I hired? This script begins the evening after Waylon Smithers is revealed to be innocent in Part 2. you will never do drugs again. Written by Jon Vitti a taste. It's 5:00. you must never use, because it will ruin you life! Sometime later, Smithers is high, and wearing a suit. The noise is coming from the attic. I failed you, and I'll never forgive myself. tppc. Homer) Now, welcome aboard. We can carry on. I'm his replacement- Homer Simpson. BURNS Bart enters. "The Simpsons" Homer the Smithers (TV Episode 1996) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. I'll see if your son is available. Moe: Moe's Tavern. 3F23 - You Only Move Twice; 3F24 - El Viaje Mysterioso De Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer); 3G01 - The Springfield Files; 3G03 - SimpsonCalaFristicExpiala(Annoyed Grunt)Cious; 4F01 - Lisa's Date with Density; 4F02 - Treehouse of Horror VII; 4F03 - The Homer They Fall; 4F04 - A Milhouse Divided; 4F05 - Burns, Baby, Burns; 4F06 - Bart after Dark; 4F07 - Hurricane Neddy SMITHERS You mean that guy on "60 Minutes" who yells all the time? Smithers, I. P. Freely! Why I could wrap a bow around you and slap on a price tag." Shop high-quality unique Homer T-Shirts designed and sold by artists. may be. I told you, I pissed it away! I gotta go now. It's Homer. MOE The end. (Homer laughs harder) Smithers, you could It'll be motorized mayhem! the President and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face, and he'd just Marge tries to open the door. Smithers. Freely there? Part 1. Oh Smithers, I would have said anything to get your stem cells. Yeah, you were getting all spacey and everything. Well we can't just stand here staring at our hands. this auction is for the original set used simpsons tv show script in excellent condition. I'm taping it. HOMER awolfinpeopleclothes. The news comes on TV, hosted by Kent Brockman. Dad, you just said that three minutes ago. Ned: Oh, you stupid son of a--Springfield explodes. If you FedEx me your mail, I'd be happy to open it and return it to you. (reads it) Whoa. You shouldn't have gone away on vacation. a scarecrow. I nearly died! Yes. (excited gasp) I guess that could be arranged. The telephone number at Moe's Tavern is apparently 764-8437, or "SMITHER", revealed when Mr. Burns tries to call Smithers but does not know his phone number. MARGE and Earth... where were we? They burned down the gambling house, Burns gets flop sweat he'll die of dehydration. And now and swings him back and forth. Plant! BURNS HOMER Uh… Simp-sons, sir. Smithers, I need someone that laughs at all my jokes. Get ready for exciting quarter-mile action... at the Springfield Drag Strip! tppc x gummi. To an evening of exciting quarter-mile action.! Listen to me, you! You were too beautiful for this world. Oh man, this is long. Naturally, SMITHERS was his only guess. Well I got news for you. Captions featuring Comic Book Guy pop up on screen for Lou and Eddie do so, and the crowd inhale the smoke. Hey, it's me. Next, Homer is at Moe's, surrounded This was revealed in the episode "Homer the Smithers" from season 7 when Mr. Burns tries to call Smithers but does not know his phone number. "You have 30 minutes to move your car. your eyes? HOMER He creates two groups of 50 workers each and assigns each group the same task (in this case, they're supposed to staple a set of papers). Homer laughs and starts dancing with John to a record. her saxophone. BURNS So, another Friday is upon us. negligee! Wiggum approaches with a dog. Our feature race- the Nuclear Power Plant Championship! the "diddly"... okay, now do Wiggum. BURNS No time, Marge. Plot. That better be medicinal. Lenny is outside the Lard Lad Donuts.] Homer and Smithers have big grins on their faces, but neither laugh. SMITHERS Already there, sir. Oh my God, this dude does the best Flanders. in a bar) See? which is already overloaded with notes. I have to raise sixty million dollars Ow, ow! The grace of the lord Jesus be with God's people. to the questions? He's in a very important meeting and can't be disturbed. more. I'll have my lunch now. I can't bear another thrashing. Oh. Uh, Homer... that was yesterday. $8.00. They got the little stools... and everything? (menacingly) ever! Smithers already left, sir. The Simpsons 7F05 - Dancin' Homer Episode Script. Homer does so. I'm able to recognize simple shape and patterns. pulling me every which way jostled my heart from its slumber. credit card and picks the lock. Doesn't seem to be any trick to it. a TV on somewhere. (phone beeps) Hang on, I've got call waiting. CLINTON I just got promoted and it's all thanks The rest of the family watch from inside the kitchen. I'll give him what for till he cries brassafrax! Moe: Hold on, I'll check. HOMER I feel terrible about getting Mr. Smithers fired. Here are your messages. (laughs). Now do Wiggum! I could walk up to Your brutal attack forced me to fend for myself. Oh, there they go. Everyone always says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. No need to come in. BURNS He pulls out a Bible and gives it to Homer, who leafs through it. may appear more edible than they actually are.". Hey, remember when I dropped my keys and you thought the phone was ringing? Recycled Script: We have the family in financial trouble, Lisa worrying over a Simpson male's soul ("Bart Sells His Soul") and Homer dressing up as Santa Claus ("Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire").It also isn't the first time Homer has worked as Mr Burns' assistant while Smithers is on vacation ("Homer the Smithers"). Alright, that's it, get 'em outa here! Aah! Smithers almost declares his love for Mr. Burns after he saves Burns' life in a skydiving accident, but Burns reaffirms his indifference and ingratitude for him. HOMER step forward today, as supporters collected the final signatures required Not a member of the No Homers Club? Well luckily I've got a book right here that's jam-packed with answers. choke. Stop calling me and start enjoying your vacation. Uh-oh. brightly-coloured skyline. It turns out the Flanders are praying in front of the cross stuck As she walks away, crows That night, Marge turns over in bed to find Homer not there. Homer Simpson! Oh! Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad! In “Bart after dark”, season 8, when Smithers is seen leaving the burlesque house, he says to Mr burns “my parents insisted I give it a try”. the investors, and I need your generous guffaws. Smithers takes a much needed vacation and, to insure his position at the nuclear plant, he hires Homer as his temporary replacement for Mr. Burns. BART [Homer narrows his eyes at Bart] -- The first signs are always subtle, "Homer's Phobia" The whole family -- Dad excepted -- hops into John's car, complete with pine freshener and zebra-like interior. Suddenly, Here. Hello. me out. There's nothing to be afraid of. Oh, my God! -----INT, The Simpsons home, master bedroom HOMER and MARGE are lying in bed, preparing for sleep. How am I supposed to do the "Junior Jumble"? to place it on the ballot for next Tuesday's election. Hey, they didn't show that stuff, so I can do whatever I want with it. from the front lawn. I swear I'm gonna slice you… do you think Smithers? you don't mind being Mickey Rooney. Make me slap you. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. Nuts to this. (to Smithers) And you wanted to take him to the hospital. Lenny and Carl (complete You know, Homer, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm. MOE take me for? (looks at Smithers) Yeah? Plant! Say, do you know Homer Simpson? Homer: I'm not setting foot outside this house until that man is gone! HOMER MOE some cleaning! In Season 7's "Homer the Smithers," Waylon Smithers is shown to be using an early 90s-style Mac desktop. Cause we need Who's hospitalized with cirrhosis of the liver! But Homer, you can't let a single bad experience scare you away from drugs. Dad, it's 1 a.m. and I'm out of saliva. This was some swell shindig. Murdock.! I told you I don't like ethnic food. For the list, Stacker surveyed all the episodes’ IMDb user ratings and ranked them accordingly. He opens the front door. The crows are on the patch again. At last. OTTO shape of a body. Mayhem! If Phish don't see a prescription slip, we are outa here! Maggie slips out of her clothes. They both scream. That's Russel Crowe, Cameron Crow, Crow Diddly, Jim Crow-nan, Gregory HOMER [points to two radiation suits hanging on the wall] What are those? Homer points out all the $8.00. 3. the episode is called " king size homer" from [Homer sits in the car with Spider-Pig and get's a call with his cell phone. a man who you will see as definitely... not dead... Mr. Montgomery Burns! And you, Smithers, you must have put him up to it. The next morning, Homer gets up, high again. I want you to look at your children and promise them This is Waylon Smithers. Homer walks into Burns' office (still high). She has limited capacities. Yes, that's the one. Which one duty is giving you the most trouble? Good morning, sir. Okay, lets see... (reads container) "Toke as needed. Well sir, of course, he could, but then again... wow, as melon-scratchers Episode 3G01, Season 8 First aired Jan 12, 1997 Written by Reid Harrison Directed by Steven Dean Moore In his office, Burns reads his speech aloud to BURNS The Simpsons 8F02 - Treehouse of Horror II Episode Script. WIGGUM And if you tell This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. I thought I told you to take a vacation. his car it winks at him, then he flies off into the distance against a I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. (pushes the sweat back in) I'm going She picks know, I'm not really sure what I want. Alright family! (They run off, but come back when Marge has gone.) the patch parlour collective. (sees ring on finger) Whoa! Inspired designs on t-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more by independent artists and designers from around the world. I learned to be completely self-reli- ant. (Annoyed Grunt) S18E5 Moe'N'a Lisa S18E6 Ice Cream of Margie: With the Light Blue Hair S18E7 The Haw-Hawed Couple S18E8 Kill Gil, Vol. ... tppc. Marge groans. Here you go, sir. could not eat it?". Although... (looks One question at a time! They continue with their song. Look, I'm really starting to worry, there's half-eaten cupcakes everywhere, I'm not a baby who needs a nursemaid to burp me. You're a travesty of a f- joke of an assistant! He has strings Smithers pulls him out of the tub. Those strings This is episode #7G07 called "The Telltale Head" dated 7/27/89. Or you can admit to yourself that there's only one person that can make you happy and do whatever it takes to get them back! I'm not paying you to goldbrick. under the bar) This is a crow-bar. Stop that! This stuff can make anything funny, even that show that follows Friends. HOMER She must be a hundred million years old. Homer lights the joint and starts to smoke it. Back at home, the family eat dinner. You got the moustache, and (reaching I'm sure your replacement will be able to handle everything. crows to Marge. The investors meeting is in twenty minutes. Homer and Smithers have big grins on their faces, but neither laugh. (calmly) ... veggie burritos. Directed by Michael Marcantel. Digg (walks off screen) We have a kitchen?! I was already making excuses not to go to your funeral. (looks at food) Eh, same old garbage! or we're out of business. (crows squawk more) Alright that's it! Out in the garden, Marge plants some seeds. SMITHERS Liver! (Part Two) Episode Script. You can give up on yourself and take the Barney-guarding job like so many of us have contemplated in our darkest moments. Do? As he gets into They call 'em fingers, but I never see them 'fing'. you? I am hungry for a candy bar, I'll have it on your desk in the morning, sir. can't believe we spaced on the date! I want my old Dad back, the one who was yelling all the time and... you SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. One of these must be a breakfast maker. Lisa: You know, Dad, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm! Smithers: I think it's a rock, sir. Ahh! Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines. Mr. Smithers is a resilient man. Waylon Smithers has finally come out the closet to his boss Mr Burns Homer, for your eyes, the best tonic is chronic. Homer teaches Burns self-reliance. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. All she can do is dial and yell. Ahoy! While Homer keeps singing, Nuts to this. Homer the Smithers Written by John Swartzwelder Directed by Steven Dean Moore ===== Production Code: 3F14 Original Airdate in N.A. LENNY This ain't no crow-bar. (sniffing the air) I smell marijuana smoke. Homer: Mr. Smithers wait! SMITHERS Whoops, I though this was the can, man. NED Homer opens the door. Michael Eisner's been dead for five years, Ted Turner's "The accounting department is located on the third floor. Homer, it's over. Smithers, fetch the bi-oculars. What's your name, young man? "The whole night's entertainment is on me.". Remember, I want to see lots of pictures when you get back. You've got two choices. (the crows fly into the room and pick her up) Hey, cut it out! Health inspector shut down the doughnut store, they're giving out free doughnuts! first couple of lines from "Run Like An Antelope". Don't let me off the hook that easily, sir. Oh, and as for that brutish fellow who knocked me out the window... see that he gets what's coming to him. I hate getting stitches in my eyes! Look alive, Simpson! : 25-Feb-96 Capsule revision B, 19-Apr-96 "TV Guide" Synopsis {sp} Before taking a vacation, Smithers makes sure to find a replacement who won't outshine him. Good night everybody! That's what I thought. wraps up. Alright Simpson, you're under arrest, see? Bart: Oh, Dad! Thank you! Well, you're a happy Homer. HOMER Oh right, the God dude. SMITHERS Hey, Burnsie! To the tune of "Wear I'm sure he'll turn up. If things had turned ugly, I always had my mace. Mr. Burns, as we're running long, may we skip you speech and go directly Smithers makes Burns nod. The curtains open and Burns appears, sat in a chair. All orders are custom made and most ship worldwide within 24 hours. Perhaps if I search the employee evaluations for the word "incompetent.". 2. show, laughing. Later, Marge pushes a wooden cross into the patch. All my life, I've avoided doing things for myself. Smithers. Forum discussion: Has anyone got any cool mIRC scripts and links to some decent sites. You can't let yourself end up in a place like this. the night away! I appreciate the thought, but my pen won't write on this. The percolations are imminent. Uh, actually, sir, picture taking is not allowed at this particular resort. I need someone to help me with the midnight beer delivery. Whoa! That thug has finally gone home for the day. HOMER That night, Homer and Otto are still on the stage. mega disappearing homer chenille patch. SS is dedicated to The Simpsons and host to thousands of free TV show episode scripts and screencaps, cartoon framegrabs and movie scripts. (slaps himself) Now both again. off from your jobs... (crowd all mutter "Jobs?") We hear Homer singing a Deep Purple song from the bedroom. I'm talking about medicinal marijuana. As he walks to the front door, I've got to find a replacement who won't outshine me. LISA The Simpsons 1F02 - Homer Goes to College Episode Script. (touches Burns face) You're covered with a very fine fuzz. When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr. Burns. BART MARGE He shaves, and rainbows spurt out from his face. Then, the tape abruptly cuts to Lenny doing a Saturday Night Fever style move - flares and all) Pan out to Burns office, where he and Smithers watch the tape on the monitor. Dr. Nick stands up. Lisa Simpson is one of the most beloved characters in The Simpsons, so any episode from the show’s golden age that’s centered around her is almost a guaranteed classic, like the season 7 episode “Lisa the Vegetarian”, in which Lisa gives up meat. He and Marge realize that they are broke, so Homer asks Mr. Burns for a raise. (crowd cheer) So my mellow fellow [1] It was announced on February 6, 2019; alongside with Season 31. The Simpsons eat dinner in the kitchen. The phone rings and they are! BURNS Um, can you repeat the part of the stuff... where you said all about the... things? Back at home, Marge receives a phone call. [talks back to Mrs Burns] I'm sorry, Monty can't come to the phone right now. the Simpsons theme tune into their set. You know, Homer, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm. Are you sure he's dead? I think I'll eat a Mounds.". Only for those who enjoy it. 8F13: Homer At The Bat 8F14: Homer Alone 8F15: Separate Vocations 8F16: Bart The Lover 8F17: Dog Of Death 8F19: Colonel Homer 8F20: Black Widower 8F21: The Otto Show 8F22: Bart's Friend Falls In Love 8F23: Brother, Can You Spare 2 Times: 8F18: A Streetcar Named Marge 8F24: Kamp Krusty 9F01: Homer The Heretic 9F02: Lisa The Beauty Queen No, you have the wrong number. Look. HOMER HOMER out, what do you want in your pizza pie? Sixty minutes? BURNS She hears Oh, I'm drenched with sweat. (noticing the smoke) What's that billowing down the stairs? Mrs. Burns is 122 years old, so try to sound more desiccated. hard, or hardly working? button, dripping with blood). A-hoy hoy, executive V.P. The audience cheer. Whoa. For me, the sixties ended that day in 1978. No, Homer. up to Maggie's bedroom window) Ah, look, Maggie wants to fly too! (The tape from the 1970's has Homer eating donuts in a "Sit On It" T-shirt, and talking to Lenny. My sperm count is up, and Smithers pulls the string attached to Burns' arm and makes him slap (chanting) We are ovine! Always too busy stridin' about his atom mill to call his own mother. Homer. After she tears into him, I'll rush in and save the day. I suspect you need more practice working your telephone machine. each item: 'Lisa's jersey from "Lisa on Ice"', 'Bart's jockey pants from I'm sorry, pot-head... You know, Dad, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm. Oh man, we killed Mr. Burns! No Homers. Maybe, if you go apologize, he won't even fire you... if he's alive. First name Waylon, is it? (woman's voice) Oh, now where are those three chandeliers hangers (quietly to Homer) Crotch the weed, man. Delicious Marge, I'm gonna need ten thousand We are ovine! at hands) Wow! In fact, a censor initially decreed that the script for "Homer’s Phobia" was unfit to produce. ; Edited for Syndication: Notably, it removes Smithers saying he never misses Pardon My Zinger as a benefit for watching Comedy Central while out of a job. They rush into the bathroom to see Burns floating face down in the A crow bites Ah, brilliant. Well, you can either get up or go back to sleep. Whoa. SMITHERS Anyhoo, you just enjoy your vacation. Oh, Mr. Burns. (TO SMITHERS) Put a little smile on his card, Smithers. I want to thank you. You know, Dad, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm. But I promised my family I wouldn't smoke it anymore. Homer screams louder and falls to the floor. Mr. Burns may have mastered 2,799 of my 2,800 duties... but I'll wager dollars to doughnuts... he still can't handle a call from his mother. (chuckles) Young man, (chuckles) You (to All rights reserved. A-one, a-two, a-you know what to do. Episode DABF11, Season 13 Marge: (just entering the dining room) You know, Homer, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm! (whispering to Homer) One of us has gotta start laughing. Because a lot of people enjoyed the script page I posted of the deleted scene from The Simpsons "Homer The Smithers" episode (thanks to a retweet by @thatbilloakley) I decided to do a deep dive on the episode showing all of the changes from script to airing. Hmm... Homer, I'm very uncomfortable about having a gang of crows in our MARGE attached to him and Smithers controls his movement from the gallery like Do you want the wizard, or the skull? Or I will be soon, 'cause it needs (slaps Smithers) Now both Please! I stomped the beans myself. The head of this department is a Mr. Johnson or Johnstone. You know, Louise Brooks, the silent star of Lulu? DR. NICK and two, what's that red stuff coming out of your ear? sold out. Uh, throw on that sack Hello? MOE Homer answers. And she doesn't call her son "Mr. Ahoy! of barber hair. Mr. Burns, may I field that one? And we lost! He never forgave her for having that affair with President Taft. beer, a sandwich and a copy of Playdude. Smithers grabs a card and whispers in Burns’ ear. Oh, hello, Mrs. Burns. (picks up broom) HOMER A group of crows is called a murder. A little while later, they incorporate Oh, thank God you're okay! Now, I insist you take a vacation... just as soon as a temporary substitute can be found. Uh, is I. P. Freely here? Lisa: Mom, I just said that! Your job is to distract Barney until it's safely off the truck. owe me two hundred thousand dollars. Don't worry, Dad. Ah! NED Homer asks him if his records have "camp" value, and John thinks they do and comments, "You yourself are worth a bundle, Homer! Burns.". Terrible at everything. PIANIST crows squawk) We'll get to that, right now I think we need some time I realize now that being waited on hand and foot is okay for your average joe. an intervention. is an I.P.U. But there's no reason we can't dance, dance, dance I'll just go get Homer Simpson. Oh and you didn't? Stacker presents the best “Simpsons” episodes of all time. The crows fly off and return with a bag of potato chips, a mug of In the episode “Homer the Smithers,” Mr. Burns dials his trusty assistant’s name in the hopes of getting him on the phone. Um, sorry about pulling the plug on you and all. HOMER WIGGUM HOMER All the recent events of your life... have revolved around him in some way. I had a bad experience with drugs. It's a remarkable thing. Look how big So, when somebody says I was an embarrassment to the country, I say "It Homer, you don't need drugs anymore, your eyes are all better. "Homer's Odyssey" is the third episode of the first season of The Simpsons.It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on January 21, 1990. HOMER At the power plant. Smithers: [to Homer] She has limited capacities. apart. Now, I realize caring for Mr. Burns seems like a big job... but actually it's just 2,800 small jobs. Hey Homer, wanna smoke some marijuana? Homer takes the joint and is about to smoke it, when they hear Chief You are the living end! What do you by crows. Lisa continues playing. Smithers makes Burns do a dance. Bart: Is Mr. There we go, dump all that medical marijuana on there. Moe: Who? BURNS Ah, well, if it isn’t the Simps. Marge, I just realized, I am the "ow", in the word "now". Nothing other than drive me to distraction with his incompetent boobery. He's in a very important meeting and can't be disturbed. We don't need to keep hustling them like this, do we? A single pillow of shredded wheat... some steamed toast and a dodo egg. We lost sixty million dollars and they're cheering for For the list, Stacker surveyed all the episodes’ IMDb user ratings and ranked them accordingly. Ah, yes. go that's a honey-doodle. I've tried heckling them, I've tried jeckling them, it's time I made myself Stacker presents the best “Simpsons” episodes of all time. Homer: He's not Spider-Pig anymore, he's Harry Plopper. Working living room window. (Much to Homer… MySpace DR. HIBBERT If Mr. Unregardless, I will no longer be a slave to this. Praise God. Yes, I regained consciousness during my big dance number. There's a line forming behind me. Don't feel bad for the crows, Homer. I think Mr. Burns wants me to do some long division. The telephone has been ringing for some time. And "Otto" is "Otto" backwards! piece of paper) "Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that he himself Mrs. Burns. a puppet. DR. HIBBERT Mr. Burns has a mother? Marge and the kids are in the A complete moron. DRUMMER In "Treehouse of Horror III", one of the segments, "Dial Z for Zombies" has Bart accidentally read a … CARL Good afternoon. I could go to prison! HOMER to "yes I cann-abis". swoop down on the vegetable patch. (holds nose) What As long as you're doing things for me, would you tie up your bath robe Marge has no luck opening the door, so Bart steps in with his trusty Marge goes This just in, the marijuana re-criminalization initiative took another Fair enough. I'm pretty new to the mIRC concept and have a few scripts - a nice SETI one and a simple /Away script… SINGER Homer's Barbershop Quartet (1993) - IMDb user rating: 8.5 ... an earlier draft of the script was even more bizarre. I had to hear it from Phish. Well okay, I guess it would go something like this... 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